Funny Emergency Dad Jokes – Birthday, Anniversary, Family Gift For Daddy, Father, Grandpa, Husband, Men – Personalized Custom White Edge-to-Edge Mug

Personalized Edge-to-Edge Mug is the perfect choice for any occasion: Halloween, Autumn, Christmas, Birthday, Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Anniversary, Graduation, etc. Message: “Emergency dad jokesWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactoryWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now!I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his fieldWhat do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephantWhat’s brown and sticky? A stick.I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!What do you call a fake noodle? An impastaWhat do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of timeWhat happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jamWhat do clouds wear? ThunderwearWhat do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree schoolDid you hear about the circus fire? It was in tentsWanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearableWhat’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live streamI could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesyWhat did the coffee report to the police? A muggingWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparentWhat’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space barWhat do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarseWhat’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chipsI used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on meI made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointlessA cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here’Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They’re making headlines”. Description This is a customized product with a customized design 11 oz. and 15 oz. options available. Grip it and sip it. Full-color imprinting, strong ceramic construction, and everyday convenience come together in one product. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. PERSONALIZATION:  Please complete fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options. Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking. Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description. The last step, click “Preview” to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made ❤️. Please be aware that the Preview may slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.